New Corp

 The century rolled over and here we came, the grad-schoolers and post-docs and the over achieving bachelors. We brought you Power Pointing and Slacking and Zoom Meeting, all at frantic pace. We were hard charging and ruthless in pursuit of a  $4000 monthly “starter home” mortgage.  

     Choose a hustle, any hustle, we demanded…“it’s not our capital”…. just get us on the Zoom with some “higher-ups”.  We will throw down some cyber glitter, collect our promotion, and LinkedIn Defect  before the hustle sees light.

     PS: We are way too busy playing this “Corporate Squid Game” to be bothered by the phenomenal world.  Text us if there’s a nuclear holocaust!