Thursday
Dec052024
New Corp

The century rolled over and here we came, the grad-schoolers and post-docs and the over achieving bachelors. We brought you Power Pointing and Slacking and Zoom Meeting, all at frantic pace. We were hard charging and ruthless in pursuit of a $4000 monthly “starter home” mortgage.
Choose a hustle, any hustle, we demanded…“it’s not our capital”…. just get us on the Zoom with some “higher-ups”. We will throw down some cyber glitter, collect our promotion, and LinkedIn Defect before the hustle sees light.
PS: We are way too busy playing this “Corporate Squid Game” to be bothered by the phenomenal world. Text us if there’s a nuclear holocaust!
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