Hey "SoyBoy"....get some "TRT"

     Credible Science Research Labs around the world have recently been sounding an alarm regarding "male sperm".  Yes, apparently there is strong evidence that the western world male sperm count has dropped by as much as 59% in the last generation.  Talk about an existential threat.  Apparently this situation has not yet translated into infertility increases nor birth rate decreases, but is nevertheless a cause for alarm.  To the obvious question of "why", the speculations are all over the board.  The strongest "why" talking point seems to be the cultural shift deemphasizing male competition.  Other suspects include diet (soy products are suspect), sun exposure, internet porn, etc.  Two good thing arising from this reveal are that there is first, a whole bunch of .com startups selling test kits to anyone worried about their DNA future, and second that they're selling a helleva lot of "TRT", Testosterone Replacement Therapy"  Of course, we, who are much retired from the reproduction sub-culture, are having a hard time imagining why, in todays dystopian world, ""Sean, the SoyBoy" is so anxious to create "SoyBoy 2.0"