A "String" is a Physical Phenomena...

     Or so claim the String Theory dudes. To me, a very casual inquisitor, it look like next level reductionism, in that Strings, vibrating at varing frequencies appear as the elementary particles that we love because they are smaller than quarks, which we love because they are smaller than protons, which we love because they are smaller than atoms, which we love because they are smaller than us.  Interestingly, as I get it, the Strings have two reality as either lines or circles, but manifest as non-phenomena one-dimensional elementary particles which aggregate to make, well.... eventually us. 

     So here is my query.  If we, queer collections of String made things that we are, have imagined these physical entities capable of manifesting as various non-entity points through a spectrum of frequency vibrations......well maybe at some vibrational state a particular kind of String  reads, aggregates, stores, codes, and integrates vibrations from all of the complex phenomena manifest in the String-Universe, including us!

     If this were so, then these Strings would assuredly be dubbed the "God-Strings".  No doubt, then some dude would speculate that these God-Strings were not only receiving information , but in real time resonating derivitive algorithmically processed integrated information accessible at belief/will. 

     OMG....this would be an Optimal Meaning Generator.  It would explain why Sam Harris, et.al., are so  meditation driven, and further, it would give Ezra Klein a prayer target for which he would have genuine pride.