Fractional Ownership/Fractional Truth

Isn't it the damnest thing that everyone who calls the Ozarks home laughs at the stupidity of "timeshare"ownership"; yet year after year thousands of  new suckers flock to the Ozark hills and hollows to give a $12,000 note for what they could have bought on ebay for $450.  Obviously it is a testimony as to how oppressed are the psyches of  those who are, I presume, dominantly urban dwellers.  If we have any fairness about us, we will stop them during breakfast at Bob Evans and tell them to "just say no" to the 28 year old closer hotdog driving the new porsche!