Seriously....Bamboo!
Thursday, May 6, 2021 at 09:50PM
An Unnamed Baldnobber

 

      Arizona,, the land of "harmonic convergence" is converging on Bamboo, persuaded that the Chinese made thousands of counterfeit Arizona ballots that were clandestinely added to the 2016 Presidential Election Results. The conspiracy alleges that these ballots caused Trump to loose the election.  Fortunately, according to the Republicans adhering to this story, the Chinese made a mistake....the paper used by the Chinese to create the counterfeit ballots contained a detectable level of bamboo fibers.  Now hundreds of Republican volunteers are carefully investigating the actual 2016 ballots searching for fraud confirming bamboo.

                                         This is Really True

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